Turtle’s Paradise Ep. IV.3

June 10, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris put down three out of four fiends, shed pounds quickly and easily (by ditching all the metal) and celebrate a deep cut from ELO's Time album.

This week's beer: Erie Railbender Scottish-style Ale

Music credits:

Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the Wolf
Closing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd Cabbage

Find these at OCRemix.org!

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. IV.2

May 19, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris get volunteered for a trap^H^H^H^Hdelivery mission, Animal Crossing of all things gets name-checked, and a Gordon Lightfoot classic gets repurposed into a dig on Alexander Ovechkin.

This week's beer: Ballast Point Unfiltered Sculpin Extra Hopped India Pale Ale

Music credits:

Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the Wolf
Closing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd Cabbage

Find these at OCRemix.org!

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. IV.1

May 12, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris wax nostalgic (or not), Tj names 16-bit games he likes for a period of time for whatever reason, and Chris breaks down the etymology of "spoony."

This week's beer: Spoonwood + Apis Beard of Bees

Music credits:

Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the Wolf
Closing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd Cabbage

Find these at OCRemix.org!

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. III.5

May 2, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris are implicated in the deaths of two old people (kinda), realize just how much of this game Shigesato Itoi bit while writing EarthBound, and see if strange women lying in vortices distributing beatings are any basis for a system of government.

This week's beer: Full Pint Gus IPA

Music credits:

Into the Crystal Cave (FFIII OST) by Nobuo Uematsu
Winds of Eternity (Eternal Wind) by Avien

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. III.4

April 22, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris pay off their parking tickets and get their airship unbooted, immediately total said vehicle because isn't that how it always works, and mother. ****ing. Garuda.

This week's beer: Elysian Space Dust IPA

Music credits:

Into the Crystal Cave (FFIII OST) by Nobuo Uematsu
Winds of Eternity (Eternal Wind) by Avien

Find the latter at OCRemix.org!

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. III.3

April 3, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris get their Frog on, get clubbed in the back of the head, and get controversial about how to explain why these Final Fantasy games are full of orphans.

This week's beer: Stone Arrogant Bastard Ale

Music credits:

Into the Crystal Cave (FFIII OST) by Nobuo Uematsu
Winds of Eternity (Eternal Wind) by Avien

Find the latter at OCRemix.org!

 
 
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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. III.2

March 24, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris AAAAGH A HOLE, airships naturally attract rebellious pugilist girls, and we're circumnavigating the world on chocoboback two games before it was popular.

This week's beer: Southern Tier Thick Mint

Music credits:

Into the Crystal Cave (FFIII OST) by Nobuo Uematsu
Winds of Eternity (Eternal Wind) by Avien

Find the latter at OCRemix.org!

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. III.1

March 20, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris realize that they really don't have the foggiest idea what they're getting themselves into. Like, literally. There are four characters! There are jobs! There is floundering! Beer is consumed!

This week's beer: Wittekerke Belgian Wit

Music credits:

Into the Crystal Cave (FFIII OST) by Nobuo Uematsu
Winds of Eternity (Eternal Wind) by Avien

Find the latter at OCRemix.org!

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. II.5

March 11, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris ACTUALLY FINISH FINAL FANTASY II. LIKE, FOR REALS. And then they gripe about this thing they just did, and how many ways they (intentionally and unintentionally) broke this game like a Browns fan's hope in August.

This week's beer: Flying Dog Lucky SOB Irish Red Ale

Music credits:

Firion N Maria (Will Take You to the Rebels) [The Rebel Army] by PrototypeRaptor
Castellum Infernum [Castle Pandemonium] by Brandon Strader

Find these tracks on the Final Fantasy II: Rebellion album at OCRemix.org!

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. II.4

February 22, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris flagellate themselves in memory of two more fallen rebels, we wonder just why this Leviathan swallowed an entire Ikea, and apparently 250 is a ridiculously low amount of HP for Maria at this point. Who knew?

This week's beer: Fat Head's Hop Juju Imperial IPA

Music credits:

Firion N Maria (Will Take You to the Rebels) [The Rebel Army] by PrototypeRaptor
Castellum Infernum [Castle Pandemonium] by Brandon Strader

Find these tracks on the Final Fantasy II: Rebellion album at OCRemix.org!

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