Turtle’s Paradise Ep. V.1

July 18, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris explain just why they'll be wearing sombreros for this game, celebrate the introduction of Blue Mages to Final Fantasy, and prepare for a (couple) runs through a game that I guess we were just too stupid for in the 90s.

This week's beer: Breckenridge Barrel-aged Imperial Cherry Stout

Music credits:

Opening Theme: Little Black Book [The Writings of the Seal] by DarkeSword
Closing Theme: Boss Key [Clash on the Big Bridge; Supreme Lord Exdeath] by Norg

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. IV.5

June 30, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris go bang zoom right to the moon, then back down again, then through a giant's digestive tract, then back to the moon, then into the moon, then into a bottle.

This week's beer: Brewery Ommegang Valar Morghulis

Music credits:

Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the Wolf
Closing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd Cabbage

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. IV.4

June 17, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris break a little girl's dolls AND swipe her necklace, beat an injured friend about the head with a frying pan, and celebrate the meteoric rise of Jake Guentzel.

This week's beer: East End Big Hop

Music credits:

Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the Wolf
Closing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd Cabbage
Interstital Poetry Slam Bongo Beat: Gemini Salsa by McVaff

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. IV.3

June 10, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris put down three out of four fiends, shed pounds quickly and easily (by ditching all the metal) and celebrate a deep cut from ELO's Time album.

This week's beer: Erie Railbender Scottish-style Ale

Music credits:

Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the Wolf
Closing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd Cabbage

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. IV.2

May 19, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris get volunteered for a trap^H^H^H^Hdelivery mission, Animal Crossing of all things gets name-checked, and a Gordon Lightfoot classic gets repurposed into a dig on Alexander Ovechkin.

This week's beer: Ballast Point Unfiltered Sculpin Extra Hopped India Pale Ale

Music credits:

Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the Wolf
Closing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd Cabbage

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. IV.1

May 12, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris wax nostalgic (or not), Tj names 16-bit games he likes for a period of time for whatever reason, and Chris breaks down the etymology of "spoony."

This week's beer: Spoonwood + Apis Beard of Bees

Music credits:

Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the Wolf
Closing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd Cabbage

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. III.5

May 2, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris are implicated in the deaths of two old people (kinda), realize just how much of this game Shigesato Itoi bit while writing EarthBound, and see if strange women lying in vortices distributing beatings are any basis for a system of government.

This week's beer: Full Pint Gus IPA

Music credits:

Into the Crystal Cave (FFIII OST) by Nobuo Uematsu
Winds of Eternity (Eternal Wind) by Avien

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. III.4

April 22, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris pay off their parking tickets and get their airship unbooted, immediately total said vehicle because isn't that how it always works, and mother. ****ing. Garuda.

This week's beer: Elysian Space Dust IPA

Music credits:

Into the Crystal Cave (FFIII OST) by Nobuo Uematsu
Winds of Eternity (Eternal Wind) by Avien

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. III.3

April 3, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris get their Frog on, get clubbed in the back of the head, and get controversial about how to explain why these Final Fantasy games are full of orphans.

This week's beer: Stone Arrogant Bastard Ale

Music credits:

Into the Crystal Cave (FFIII OST) by Nobuo Uematsu
Winds of Eternity (Eternal Wind) by Avien

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. III.2

March 24, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris AAAAGH A HOLE, airships naturally attract rebellious pugilist girls, and we're circumnavigating the world on chocoboback two games before it was popular.

This week's beer: Southern Tier Thick Mint

Music credits:

Into the Crystal Cave (FFIII OST) by Nobuo Uematsu
Winds of Eternity (Eternal Wind) by Avien

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