Turtle’s Paradise Ep. III.4

April 22, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris pay off their parking tickets and get their airship unbooted, immediately total said vehicle because isn't that how it always works, and mother. ****ing. Garuda.

This week's beer: Elysian Space Dust IPA

Music credits:

Into the Crystal Cave (FFIII OST) by Nobuo Uematsu
Winds of Eternity (Eternal Wind) by Avien

Find the latter at OCRemix.org!

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. III.3

April 3, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris get their Frog on, get clubbed in the back of the head, and get controversial about how to explain why these Final Fantasy games are full of orphans.

This week's beer: Stone Arrogant Bastard Ale

Music credits:

Into the Crystal Cave (FFIII OST) by Nobuo Uematsu
Winds of Eternity (Eternal Wind) by Avien

Find the latter at OCRemix.org!

 
 
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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. III.2

March 24, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris AAAAGH A HOLE, airships naturally attract rebellious pugilist girls, and we're circumnavigating the world on chocoboback two games before it was popular.

This week's beer: Southern Tier Thick Mint

Music credits:

Into the Crystal Cave (FFIII OST) by Nobuo Uematsu
Winds of Eternity (Eternal Wind) by Avien

Find the latter at OCRemix.org!

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. III.1

March 20, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris realize that they really don't have the foggiest idea what they're getting themselves into. Like, literally. There are four characters! There are jobs! There is floundering! Beer is consumed!

This week's beer: Wittekerke Belgian Wit

Music credits:

Into the Crystal Cave (FFIII OST) by Nobuo Uematsu
Winds of Eternity (Eternal Wind) by Avien

Find the latter at OCRemix.org!

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. II.5

March 11, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris ACTUALLY FINISH FINAL FANTASY II. LIKE, FOR REALS. And then they gripe about this thing they just did, and how many ways they (intentionally and unintentionally) broke this game like a Browns fan's hope in August.

This week's beer: Flying Dog Lucky SOB Irish Red Ale

Music credits:

Firion N Maria (Will Take You to the Rebels) [The Rebel Army] by PrototypeRaptor
Castellum Infernum [Castle Pandemonium] by Brandon Strader

Find these tracks on the Final Fantasy II: Rebellion album at OCRemix.org!

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. II.4

February 22, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris flagellate themselves in memory of two more fallen rebels, we wonder just why this Leviathan swallowed an entire Ikea, and apparently 250 is a ridiculously low amount of HP for Maria at this point. Who knew?

This week's beer: Fat Head's Hop Juju Imperial IPA

Music credits:

Firion N Maria (Will Take You to the Rebels) [The Rebel Army] by PrototypeRaptor
Castellum Infernum [Castle Pandemonium] by Brandon Strader

Find these tracks on the Final Fantasy II: Rebellion album at OCRemix.org!

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. II.3

February 9, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris argue about what the hell to call this big brick building, Suddenly Hill Gigas, and cue the Barry White music when the Princess gets a little frisky.

This week's beer: 307 Ale

Music credits:

Firion N Maria (Will Take You to the Rebels) [The Rebel Army] by PrototypeRaptor
Castellum Infernum [Castle Pandemonium] by Brandon Strader
Special Bonus Incidental music: Judgement-Funkadelic by Charles Ritz, David Peacock, DrumUltimA, Dutcher Snedeker, Fredrik Häthén, Marc Papeghin, Nuri Tett, sschafi1, and Thennecan.

Find (some of) these tracks on the Final Fantasy II: Rebellion album at OCRemix.org!

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. II.2

January 23, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris flagellate themselves in memory of two fallen rebels, Tj falls victim to sub-standard backward compatability, and that's why we call him Greg.

This week's beer: Breckenridge Vanilla Porter

Music credits:

Firion N Maria (Will Take You to the Rebels) [The Rebel Army] by PrototypeRaptor
Castellum Infernum [Castle Pandemonium] by Brandon Strader

Find these tracks on the Final Fantasy II: Rebellion album at OCRemix.org!

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. II.1

January 9, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris stare down their fate: a red-jumpsuited superhero, goofy grin on his face, beating himself about the head and neck with mallets. Altana help us all.

This week's beer: Goose Island Festivity Ale

Music credits:

Firion N Maria (Will Take You to the Rebels) [The Rebel Army] by PrototypeRaptor
Castellum Infernum [Castle Pandemonium] by Brandon Strader

Find these tracks on the Final Fantasy II: Rebellion album at OCRemix.org!

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. I.5

January 9, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris learn that "polyglot" isn't just a badass Scrabble word, assemble a bellcube, shred a lute solo, and end Chaos as ordained by the destiny that they just rendered null and void.

This week's beer: Ellicottville Brewing Co. Stainless Steel IPA

Tweet us @turtlespodcast, or email your own comments at turtlesparadise@meatdimension.com

Music credits:
Opening: Secrets Abound [Motoya's Cave] by Midgarian Sky
Closing: The Caerulean Ruins [Chaos Temple] by M-H
Enjoy both of these tracks on OCRemix.org!
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