Turtle’s Paradise Ep. VI.3

September 20, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris go digging through the trash for magical monsters to collect and trade, comport themselves with the utmost decorum, and fail at feng shui so badly that entire continents are destroyed.

This week's beer: Selin's Grove Brewing Company The Same IPA

This episode is brought to you by The Jester's Guild, who are performing Ken Ludwig's The Three Musketeers at the New Hazlett Theater in Pittsburgh October 13-15. Tickets are available at https://the-jesters-guild.ticketleap.com/ .

Music credits:

OP: "A World of Decisions" [The Decisive Battle] by Khemael

ED: "Cid in the Factory" [Devil's Lab] by Gaffezil

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. VI.2

September 13, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris fail Latin so hard they conjure an extradimensional evil, don't fare much better in Italian either, and Turtle's Paradise would like to apologize for the poor quality of the beer segment.

This week's beer: Fat Head's G'suffa Oktoberfest Lager

Music credits:

OP: "A World of Decisions" [The Decisive Battle] by Khemael

ED: "Cid in the Factory" [Devil's Lab] by Gaffezil

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. VI.1

September 6, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris beat the "You Don't Break Up The Party" concept into Square's collective noggins with a rubber panel-beating mallet, prove that Kefka is the jankiest of clowns (HBO series notwithstanding), and reminisce about when summons were actually decent.

This week's beer: Brew Gentlemen Akamai Double IPA

Music credits:

OP: "A World of Decisions" [The Decisive Battle] by Khemael

ED: "Cid in the Factory" [Devil's Lab] by Gaffezil

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. V.5

August 24, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris finally make this whole "meatdimension" thing make sense, Shigesato Itoi gleans yet another inspiration from Final Fantasy, and I still have to saw through this banana.

This week's beer: Rheingeist Quadra Funk Hoppy Wild Ale

Music credits:

Opening Theme: Little Black Book [The Writings of the Seal] by DarkeSword
Closing Theme: Boss Key [Clash on the Big Bridge; Supreme Lord Exdeath] by Norg

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. V.4

August 21, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris are really concerned for the self-destructive behavior Lenna's exhibiting, waffle on whether or not to call them Crystals just yet, and お前はもう死んでいる

This week's beer: Great Lakes Lake Erie Monster Imperial IPA

Music credits:

Opening Theme: Little Black Book [The Writings of the Seal] by DarkeSword
Closing Theme: Boss Key [Clash on the Big Bridge; Supreme Lord Exdeath] by Norg

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. V.3

August 4, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris try not to get split in half by Conan the Librarian, perform the Heimlich Maneuver on a chocobo, and go on at length about how awesome Clash on the Big Bridge is.

This week's beer: Rusted Rail Blue Collar Raspberry

Music credits:

Opening Theme: Little Black Book [The Writings of the Seal] by DarkeSword
Closing Theme: Boss Key [Clash on the Big Bridge; Supreme Lord Exdeath] by Norg

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. V.2

July 21, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris interrupt their lives of leisure for the sake of a princess and an amnesiac, learn the value of rods (specifically, exactly 750 gil) and get their motors running for the annual Karnak 500!

This week's beer: Magic Hat Ticket to Rye IPA

Music credits:

Opening Theme: Little Black Book [The Writings of the Seal] by DarkeSword
Closing Theme: Boss Key [Clash on the Big Bridge; Supreme Lord Exdeath] by Norg

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. V.1

July 18, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris explain just why they'll be wearing sombreros for this game, celebrate the introduction of Blue Mages to Final Fantasy, and prepare for a (couple) runs through a game that I guess we were just too stupid for in the 90s.

This week's beer: Breckenridge Barrel-aged Imperial Cherry Stout

Music credits:

Opening Theme: Little Black Book [The Writings of the Seal] by DarkeSword
Closing Theme: Boss Key [Clash on the Big Bridge; Supreme Lord Exdeath] by Norg

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. IV.5

June 30, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris go bang zoom right to the moon, then back down again, then through a giant's digestive tract, then back to the moon, then into the moon, then into a bottle.

This week's beer: Brewery Ommegang Valar Morghulis

Music credits:

Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the Wolf
Closing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd Cabbage

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Turtle’s Paradise Ep. IV.4

June 17, 2017

Wherein Tj and Chris break a little girl's dolls AND swipe her necklace, beat an injured friend about the head with a frying pan, and celebrate the meteoric rise of Jake Guentzel.

This week's beer: East End Big Hop

Music credits:

Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the Wolf
Closing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd Cabbage
Interstital Poetry Slam Bongo Beat: Gemini Salsa by McVaff

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